book 17

The Quest Fulfilled

Three Men in a Boat (not to mention the Gentlewoman)

After rescuing Percivale from the twenty knights at the beginning of book 14, Galahad rode into the waste forest where he had too many adventures to be worth bothering to describe (presumably including finding the scabbard of the Sword of Avelion that Merlin had left on the island of the six inch wide iron bridge at the end of book 2).

Eventually he ended up helping a castle lift a siege, that it just so happened was being laid by his uncle Ector and Gawaine. With the magic Sword of Avelion he dealt Gawaine a head wound that would leave him bed-ridden for a month, and then disappeared without even saying hello.

Eventually, near Castle Corbin, in the hermitage of Sir Ulfin, he was summoned by a mysterious gentlewoman (who later turned out to be Percivale's sister) and led to the seaside, where they both joined Percivale and Bors aboard the priest's boat, and set sail away from Logris.

Solomon's Ship Meets its Destiny

After introductions they eventually found themselves between two huge rocks in a swell, alongside Solomon's creepy fifteen-hundred year-old magic boat (remember that ?). Once aboard, Percivale's curiously knowlegeble sister told them its entire, twisted history (recounted in the Prologues).

Only Galahad succeeded in drawing the Sword of David from its cruddy hemp scabbard, and Percivale's sister gave him new girdles woven from her own hair and gold, and renamed it the Sword with the Strange Girdles, and named the scabbard Mover of Blood. Destiny fulfilled, they returned to the priest's boat and sailed away, leaving Solomon's magic ship to look after itself.

Kill 'em All, Let God Sort 'em Out

Eventually they landed by Castle Carteloise in Scotland and quickly slaughtered every inhabitant. A priest then told them this was OK because the rightful ruler Lord Earl Hernox had been imprisoned by his three sons when he learned they had been gang-banging their sister.

Then they followed a white hart and four lions that turned into two men, another lion, an eagle and an ox that passed through a glass window without breaking it in some peculiar allegory of the anunciation.

Castle of Blood (or: More than an Arm Full is Harmful)

Then they stumbled across the same castle Balin and the nameless damosel had visited in book 2, and hacked to death dozens of knights for demanding virgin blood off Percivale's sister to heal the lady within who was still sick after over four decades. Percivale's sister nobly decided to bleed for them voluntarily, but the lady stayed sick anyway and Percivale's sister tragically died.

They set her corpse adrift in a barge clutching a letter of explanation, and during the following thunderstorm Bors rode off to save a passing knight from another knight and his dwarf. When Galahad and Percivale returned to the Castle of Blood they found everyone they hadn't killed earlier was now dead by the storm, and exploring found the tombs of all the previously drained maidens.

Then they went their separate ways, sobbing.

Galahad and Launcelot Share Quality Time

After much fruitless wandering Launcelot was eventually led by a voice to the barge, found Percivale's dead sister, read the note, and lived for a month on Holy Ghost grace. Then Galahad turned up, and father and son (and corpse) sailed off for six months having many adventures amongst wild beasts on distant islands, until one Monday a mysterious white knight summoned Galahad away into the forest to his destiny, and Launcelot sailed on alone, never to see his son again.

Launcelot Returns to Corbin

After another month at sea with the rotting remains of Percivale's dead sister Launcelot landed by a castle (which later turned out to be Corbin), and after being disarmed by a dwarf walked in past two lions and all its sleeping inhabitants, until he was paralysed by the Sangreal for trying to help a feeble old priest.

After twenty-four days in a coma (one for every year he had been poking Guenever) he woke up and there was King Pelles, who told him that he had seen as much of the Sangreal as he was ever going to, and that his daughter Elaine (who had ravished Launcelot and born Galahad) was now dead.

Four days later Launcelot's brother Ector rode up and knocked on the door, but the castle would not let him in, and so he rode off in despair. The next morning, Launcelot left himself, for Camelot.

Lancelot Returns to Camelot

On his way he stopped off at the White Abbey, and discovered that Bagdemagus had eventually recovered from his wounds at the hands of the white knight in book 13 only to be reportedly slain by Gawaine.

When he finally returned to Camelot, a year after having left it on the quest, he found Arthur and Guenever well, but fully half of the 150 round table knights dead or still missing, including Galahad, Percivale and Bors. Amongst those already returned safely were his brother Ector, and Gawaine and Lionel.

After this, Mallory gets very confused the narrative implodes somewhat. It becomes highly uncertain as to exactly who is the Maimed King, what sword goes where, exactly what the Sangreal is and how anyone can tell when it is eventually achieved. Several cursory and puzzling references are made to events that that may or may not have been introduced earlier in the narrative. It is as if Mallory was getting bored trying to make sense of his huge pile of assorted myth bits and just chucked everything that was still left into the stir-fry and turned up the heat.

Galahad Meets Mordrains

After leaving his dad and riding into the forest Galahad was lost for a long time, until he came across the abbey where the four-hundred year old blind King Mordrains had retired to after fixing the Sword of David in the prologues. After one quick cuddle he died and Galahad buried him, moving on to extinguish a burning well.

Then he rode on to the White Abbey to gawp at Bagdemagus' tomb and extinguish the flames in the tomb of Simeon where his dad had failed at some point, and possibly another one too, before riding on.

Holy Showdown at Castle Corbin

After five days Galahad, Percivale and Bors found themselves all together again at Castle Corbin with King Pelles and his son Eliazar, where Galahad repaired the sword that had maimed Joseph (when did that happen ?) and they were joined at dinner by three similar sanctimonious trios from Gaul (including King Claudas' son Claudine), Ireland and Denmark.

Then the Maimed King was carried in, Pelles and Eliazar left (which would make the Maimed King the old King Pellam wounded by Balin with his own spear in book 2, and not a mis-print of King Pelles at all), and Joseph of Aramathie appeared dressed as a bishop.

There followed a major tripped-out scene heavily based on the Christian mass, involving glowing babies turning into bread people. Then Joseph left and Jesus came out of the "holy vessel" in person and Galahad "received his saviour".

After a mission briefing for his twelve new disciples Jesus declared that the Sangreal would now leave Logris never to return, blessed them all and vanished, leaving behind some of his blood on the Spear of Longinus.

Galahad did as he was told and used the spear to heal the Maimed King who then became a white monk.

The King of Sarras

The other nine Sangreal-questers went their ways, and following voices in their heads our holy three left Castle Corbin for the seaside, where three days later they once again boarded Solomon's magic boat and found the silver table they thought they had left with the Maimed King, with the Sangreal on it covered in red samite.

They sailed far away to the city of Sarras (where, long ago, Joseph of Aramathie had converted King Evelake to Christianity), where they conveniently found the boat with Percivale's dead sister aboard, healed a passing cripple and buried sis. But then the evil pagan king Estorause threw them all in jail.

A year later he felt ill, got them out, asked forgiveness and died, and the people made Galahad king (instead of killing him).

The Death of Galahad

Galahad put the Sangreal in a silver chest, and after a year in charge of Sarras he was visited by another holy virgin, old Joseph of Aramathie again, who accompanied his soul to heaven. Then Percivale and Bors saw an enormous Pythonesque hand come down and grab the Sangreal and the spear and carry them away, never to be seen again.

The Death of Percivale

After burying Galahad by his sister, Percivale became a white monk and entered a monastery for fourteen months. Then he died himself, so Bors buried him by them both.

Then, realising how far he was from home, he found a ship and sailed back to Logris.

Bors Returns to Camelot

On his return to Camelot (after nearly five years away with no news) there was much rejoicing, and after tea Arthur ordered clerks to write down everything Bors had to say about the adventures of himself, the Sangreal, Launcelot, Percivale, Galahad et al, and then had it all sent to Salisbury.

United in their grief over the death of Galahad, Bors and his uncle Launcelot got all huggy and swore eternal friendship. And that was the end of the quest for the Sangreal.


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